100 midget dating

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.20.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.72.

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.10. I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.12.

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Let's get filthy with some more dirty pick up lines! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.80. You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!

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