I'm delighted to say Helen and I have now started a family” “I have to confess, I went to see a lot of agencies in London before choosing Elan to help me find a life partner. Quite simply because they do what they say they will do. "I want a man with a personality and looks to take my breath away." These are the requirements of the dark-haired, dark-eyed, 37-year-old Asian beauty who has sent me her romantic wish list.I am seeing one particular gentleman for the third date soon, watch this space” “I have to confess, I went to see a lot of agencies in London before choosing Elan to help me find a life partner. Quite simply because they do what they say they will do.They don’t waste time and their introductions are thoughtful and spot on.She seems rather on edge and sends me a text message at the time we're due to meet asking why I'm using the website.I reply, telling her to come over and ask me face to face. She looks furtively around and asks me if I'm nervous. There is tension in the air like North and South Korea coming together to hammer out a treaty.But it claims to have more than 100,000 members in the UK.Many of them are middle-class, many have young children.
So I paid £119 for a month's membership, giving me an entre to thousands of faithless females.They are allowed to sign up for free as a way of ensuring the numbers are balanced between the sexes.I register, and enter the murky world of two-timing technology, taking note of the warning on the site: "Not all affairs have a positive effect on a marriage." What a masterpiece of understatement.One woman sends me a message heavily laden with sexual innuendo and I come to regard her as the mistress of the single entendre. Another woman's first contact with me included a plan for a day out together, including visits to art galleries, a stroll round a park and then "a few hours under the duvet". I'm later propositioned by someone who tells me she has an hourglass figure.Her photograph reveals that the hour has stretched to 90 minutes.