I ended up meeting an Australian guy named Dan who was going on six months in Medellín.
“Other gringos keep telling me how friendly the girls are here,” I said, “but I’m not seeing that yet.
The middle of the club was full of tables and there were two dance floors, a large one in the back and a smaller one in front.
Blue was a dingy Colombian club with American rock music.
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I looked at Dan and said, “Your friend is creeping me out.” “And the funny thing is he teaches English to little kids.” “What the fuck, I just want sluts. After trying our hand on a couple of girls with fake tits, we decided to head to Parque Lleras, the most popular nightlife zone in the city. “It’s the only place where you can pick up a slut in this town,” said the creepy Aussie.
Karl was talking to a part-time gringo prostitute that both Aussie guys had already fucked.